Right, me ducks, listen up! Ordering a Domino’s in the UK can be a linguistic adventure, especially when you throw in a bit of regional slang. It’s a proper minefield, innit? But fear not, pizza lovers, because we’re here to guide you through the lingo, so you don’t end up with a face like a slapped fish when your order arrives.
“Dough Balls”: A Double Meaning Disaster (or Delight?)
Let’s start with the classic. Domino’s “Dough balls.” Simple, right? Well, depending on where you are in the UK, this could mean one of two things: those delicious, garlicky, fluffy spheres of joy, or… well, let’s just say it’s a term of endearment (or not) for something entirely different. So, when you’re ordering, best to be clear. “I’d like an order of those dough balls, the ones you eat, please.” Just to be safe.
“Sorted”: The Ultimate Pizza Affirmation
In many parts of the UK, “sorted” is the highest praise you can bestow upon anything, including a pizza. Perfectly cooked crust? Sorted. Generous toppings? Sorted. Arrives hot and on time? Absolutely sorted. If your Domino’s experience is “sorted,” you’ve achieved peak pizza nirvana.
“Minging”: The Pizza Catastrophe
On the flip side, “minging” is the ultimate pizza insult. Soggy crust? Minging. Missing toppings? Minging. Arrives cold? Double minging. If your pizza is “minging,” you’ve offended the pizza gods. It’s time to ring Domino’s and have a word.
“Butty”: The Pizza Sandwich Hybrid
Up north, they love a good “butty.” And while usually this refers to a sandwich, we reckon it could apply to a folded-over slice of Domino’s. Think of it as a pizza panini, a cheesy, saucy “butty” of epic proportions. We’re calling it: the next big thing.
“Babbies”: The Miniature Pizza Companions
In some regions, “babbies” refers to… well, babies. But we’re taking it in a different direction. We’re talking about those mini pizzas, the perfect size for a snack or for those who are a bit “peckish” (another classic bit of slang). They’re the “babbies” of the pizza world, and they’re adorable.
“Scran”: The All-Encompassing Pizza Term
“Scran” is a wonderfully versatile word that means… food. So, whether you’re tucking into a full-on Domino’s feast or just grabbing a quick slice, it’s all “scran” at the end of the day.
So, there you have it. A crash course in UK slang and how it relates to pizza. Now you’re armed with the knowledge to navigate Domino’s menu like a pro. Just remember to be clear about those dough balls, and you’ll be “sorted” in no time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to order a “minging” amount of pizza. Just kidding! It’ll be “sorted,” obviously.
